No!
(singing)
Whoa!
Hey.
(growling)
Oh, well, hello, there.
What's your name?
Mike Wazowski!
(machinery pounding loudly)
(grinding and chopping)
(panting)
(moans)
Sulley!
Oh, Sulley.
Okay, Sulley, come on, enough.
Hey, you guys seen Sulley anywhere?
Nope. Sorry.
Oh, Sulley!
Boy, Wazowski looks like he's in trouble.
(squeaking and quacking)
2319!
We have a 2319!
Oh, dear.
Get him!
Sulley?
Sulley!
(moaning)
Sulley!
Oh, great news, pal.
I got us a way out of this mess
but we got to hurry.
Where is it?
(whimpering)
Sull, that's a cube of garbage.
(squeaks)
Uh-oh.
I-I can still hear her little voice.
BOO: Mike Wazowski!
Hey, I can hear her, too.
BABY MONSTERS: Mike Wazowski!
How many kids you got in there?
Mike Wazowski!
Kitty!
Boo!
Boo, oh, you're all right!
I was so worried!
Don't you ever run away from me again, young lady!
Oh, but I'm so glad you're safe.
My, what an affectionate father.
Actually, she's my cousin's sister's...
Okay, Sulley.
That's enough. Let's go.
Mike Wazowski!
Yeah, yeah.
Step aside, kid. We're in a...
(screams in pain)
(screams with laughter)
(electrical buzzing)
(light bulbs shattering)
(gasping)
(baby monsters screaming ~ and crying)
Will you stop making Boo laugh?
I didn't, so come on!
(screaming and crying ~ continue)
I still don't understand.
You've got Boo's door?
I'll explain later.
Run.
Okay, let's move, let's move, let's move.
Come on.
Oh, please be there, please be there, please be there.
There it is!
Just like Randall said!
Randall? Wait a minute.
(cries out in fear)
Oh, hey.
One, two, three, four!
Get the kid back through the door!
Hey, hey.
We're going to get our lives back.
The nightmare is over.
Hey, it's okay, Boo.
What's the matter?
Come on, it's time to move!
Mike, what are you thinking?
We can't trust Randall.
He's after Boo.
Who cares? Let's go.
This is a limited time offer.
No, no.
I don't like this.
Look, Sulley, you wanted her door and there it is.
Now, let's move.
No, Mike.
(sighs): You want me to prove everything's on the up-and-up?
Fine! He wants the door, I get the door...
(whispering): Mike, wait!
He's a paranoid delusional furball.
Mike!
(whimpers in fear)
(whining)
Shh, shh, shh.
(small cry of surprise)
(lunch bell rings)
Hey, Sulley, where you been all day?
Sulley? Sulley?
Huh?
(whispering): Mike?
Where are you?
You in there?
Where are you, buddy?
Mike?
Hey.
(door thunks)
(excited baby talk)
Boo, way to go.
(giggles)
It's okay.
(door clunks shut)
(pipes whistling and venting)
(distant voices)
RANDALL: Yes! I got the kid!
FUNGUS: Oh, huzzah!
That's great news.
Not that I was concerned, of course.
Just get over here and help me!
Come on, come on, come on.
While we're young here, Fungus!
(both straining)
Kid needs to take off a few pounds.
(yelps)
Wazowski?!
Where is it, you little one-eyed cretin?
Okay, first of all, it's cree-tin.
If you're going to threaten me
do it properly.
Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me
is going to help you cheat your way to the top!
(chuckling evilly)
You still think this is about that stupid scare record?
Well... I did, right up until you chuckled like that
and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.
I am about to revolutionize the scaring industry
and when I do, even the great James P. Sullivan
is going to be working for me.
MIKE: Well
somebody's certainly been a busy bee.
First, I need to know where the kid is
and you're going to tell me.
Yeah, I don't know anything.
Uh-huh, sure.
MIKE: I don't.
I mean, I don't.
Uh-oh.
(mechanical clanging ~ and grinding)
What's that?
Come on. Wait, wait, wait.
Oh-oh. Oh-oh. Oh, come on.
No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, hey, hey, hey.
This thing is moving.
I don't like big...
moving things that are moving towards me.
No! Come on!
Hey, Randall!
Say hello to the scream extractor.
Hello.
Come on, where you going?
We'll talk.
Come on, we'll have a latte!
Come on.
We can talk about this.
(electrical whirring starts, ~ then grows louder)
What's that thing? What is that thing?
Wait, wait, wait!
Stop, stop!
No, no!
Come on, hey!
(deep, resonating whirring)
Help! Help! Help!
Help!
(yelling)
(noise dies away)
Oh, for...
What did you do wrong this time?
I don't know.
I calibrated the drive...
Go check the machine!
There must be something wrong with the scream intake valve.
That's the problem with these 3250 units...
Huh?
Hmm.
Psst!
Fungus. Fungus.
You like cars, huh?
'Cause I got a really nice car.
If you let me go, I'll give you...
a ride in the car.
Please, Fungus?
I'm sorry, Wazowski, but Randall said
I'm not allowed to fraternize with victims of his evil plot.
(gasps)
(clanging)
Hmm...
(zapping)
(electrical whirring)
(clanking, rattling, whirring)
(gasps)
(muffled screams)
What happened?
Where's Wazowski?
(muffled screams)
(shuts off machine)
Where is he?!
(whimpering)
(growls)
(whimpering)
(squeals)
Come on!
This is crazy. He's going to kill us!
CDA AGENT: Careful. That could be contaminated.
We got to get out of here now!
We can start a whole new life somewhere far away.
Goodbye, Monsters, Inc!
Goodbye, Mr. Waternoose!
No, Mike, wait!
Hey, what are you doing?
Follow me. I have an idea.
No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
COMPUTER VOICE (over P.A.): Simulation terminated.
WATERNOOSE: No, no, no, no, no.
What was that?
You're trying to scare the kid, not lull it to sleep.
I was going for a snake/ ninja approach
with a little hissing.
(hisses)
How many times do I have to tell you?
It's all about presence!
About how you enter the room!
Mr. Waternoose!
James! Perfect timing.
No, no. Sir, you don't understand.
Ah, now, show these monsters how it's done.
What? No, no, I can't...
Sir... sir, you have
to listen to me.
Pay attention, everyone.
You're about to see
the best in the business.
Reset the simulator.
But-but, sir!
MOTHER: Good night, sweetheart.
ANIMATRONIC BOY: Night, Mom.
Kitty!
No, Boo, no, no!
Now, give us a big, loud roar.
Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this.
Come on. What are you waiting for? Roar!
But-but-but, sir!
Roar!
(groans)
(roaring ferociously)
(shrieking in terror)
(gasps)
(roaring ferociously)
(squeals)
(Boo crying)
(students applauding)
WATERNOOSE: Well done.
Well done, James.
Boo?
- All right, gentlemen, I hope you've learned... - Right this way, everyone.
...a valuable lesson in scaring today.
(fearful whimper)
(whines softly)
Boo.
(nervous grunt)
(whining)
Boo?
(panicked grunts)
(door slams)
Boo, it's me.
(squealing)
(gasps): The child!
Sir, she isn't toxic.
I know it sounds crazy, but trust me.
Boo?
No, no, no, no.
It's okay.
I was just...
(whimpering in fear)
No, no, no, no, no, don't be scared.
That wasn't real.
It's just a...
I was just...
(crying): No...
(Boo continues crying)
(Boo sobbing)
Boo.
MIKE: ...and he was going to test it out
on that sweet, little girl.
Boo. Now that we have her...
...he is trying to kill us.
This whole thing is Randall's fault.
Randall?
Yes. And we can take you to his secret lab, which is right here
in this factory.
How could this happen?
Oh, how could this happen?
Does anyone else know about this?
No, sir.
Good.
This company can't afford any more bad publicity.
Now, before we do anything else, let's...
take care of the child.
Oh, I never thought things would come to this...
not in my factory.
I'm sorry you boys got mixed up in this.
Especially you, James.
But now we can set
everything straight again for the good of the company.
(whirring)
(thunk)
MIKE: Uh...
sir, that's not her door.
I know, I know.
It's yours.
(startled gasps)
(grunts)
(yelling)
No!
(gasps)
(voice echoing): Boo!
(gasps)
No! No!
No! No! No! No!
No!
(desperate grunts)
It's too late!
We're banished, genius.
We're in the human world!
Oh, what a great idea, going to your old pal Waternoose!
Too bad he was in on the whole thing!
All you had to do was listen to me... just once!
But you didn't, did you?
You're still not listening!
(yelling)
(Sulley grunting and groaning)
Take that!
(growling)
(gasps in horror)
Welcome to the Himalayas!
(wind gusting)
"Abominable"!
(chuckles)
Can you believe that?
Do I look abominable to you?
Why can't they call me the Adorable Snowman or...
or the Agreeable Snowman, for crying out loud?
I'm a nice guy.
Snow cone?
Yuck.
No, no, no.
Don't worry... it's lemon.
Uh, how about you, big fella?
Snow cone?
Did you see the way she... looked at me?
(sighs)
Ah, poor guy.
I understand.
It ain't easy being banished.
Take my buddy, Bigfoot.
When he was banished
he fashioned an enormous diaper out of poison ivy.
Wore it on his head like a tiara.
Called himself King Itchy.
Ah, it won't be so hard for you guys, though, you know.
I mean, how lucky can you get?
Banished with your best friend.
He is not my friend.
Oh. I just assumed you were buddies, you know
when I saw you out there in the snow
hugging and all that.
Look at that big jerk.
Ruined my life, and for what?
A stupid kid!
Because of you, I am now stuck
in this frozen wasteland!
Wasteland?
I think you mean wonderland!
I mean, how about all this fabulous snow, huh?
Oh, and wait till you see the local village.
Cutest thing in the world.
I haven't even mentioned all the free yak's milk.
What... what did you say?
Yak's milk.
Milking a yak ain't exactly a picnic.
You know, once you pick the hairs out
it's very nutritious.
No, no. Something about a village.
Where? Are there kids in it?
Kids? Sure.
Tough kids, sissy kids, kids who climb on rocks...
Where is it?!
It's at the bottom of the mountain.
Around a three-day hike.
Oh, three days?!
We need to get there now!
(thump)
(ding)
You want to go to the village?
Okay, rule number one out here.
Always...
No.
Never go out in a blizzard.
We need to get to Boo.
(grunts, then gasps)
Boo?!
What about us?
(grunts)
Ever since that kid came in
you've ignored everything I've said
and now look where we are!
Oh, we were about to break the record, Sulley.
We would have had it made!
None of that matters now.
None of it matter...
Wa-wait a second.
None of it matters?
(sighs)
MIKE: Okay.
That's... no. Good. Great.
So, now the truth comes out, doesn't it?
Oh, would you look at that?
We're out of snow cones, uh...
Let me... just go outside
and make some more.
Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for?
Does that matter? Huh?
And what about Celia?
I am never... never going to see her again.
Doesn't that matter?
(sighs)
What about me?
I'm your pal.
I'm... I'm your best friend.
Don't I matter?
(sighs)
I'm sorry, Mike.
I'm sorry we're stuck out here.
I didn't mean for this to happen.
But Boo's in trouble.
I think there might be a way to save her
if we can just get down to that...
"We"?
Whoa, whoa, whoa. "We"?
No.
There's no "we" this time, pal.
I-if-if you want to go out there
and freeze to death
you be my guest...
because you're on your own.
(wind whistles)
Hey, I got more snow cones!
Ohh!
Ahh!
(yells)
(grunting and groaning)
(wind howling)
(distant child screaming)
(children screaming)
Oh, come on, now, George.
I know you can do this.
I picked out an easy door for you... in Nepal.
Nice, quiet Nepal.
You know, you're right.
Here, take this.
Go get 'em, Georgie!
Gangway! Look out! Coming through!
Sorry, George.
Hey, you can't just...
(gasps)
23...
(gagging)
(whistling)
Out of the way!
- Hey! - Whoa!
Don't!
(gasps)
(whimpers)
Finally!
I never should have trusted you with this.
Because of you, I had to banish my top scarer!
With this machine, we won't need scarers.
Besides, Sullivan got what he deserved.
Sullivan was twice the scarer you will ever be!
(low growl)
(panting)
(clanging)
(grunting)
(yells with effort)
(mechanical whirring)
(gasps)
Kitty!
(whirring and hissing)
(yelling)
(shrieking)
(roaring)
Kitty!
Sullivan?
(grunting)
Wh-whoa!
Kitty!
Sorry, Boo.
Stop him!
(growls)
Let's get you home.
(panting)
(blow lands)
Ooh!
WATERNOOSE: Finish him off!
Oh! Ooh! Oh!
(clanging)
(thunk)
You don't know how long
I've wanted to do that, Sullivan.
(grunts)
(chuckles)
(punches landing)
Hah!
Ooh!
(shrieks)
(panting)
Ooh!
Mike?!
Look, it's not that I don't care about the kid.
Mike, you don't understand.
Yes, I do. I was just mad, that's all.
I needed some time to think.
But you shouldn't have left me out there.
(thump)
I'm being attacked!
No, I'm not attacking you.
I'm trying to be honest.
Just hear me out.
You and I are a team.
Nothing is more important than our friendship.
I-I-I know, kid.
He's too sensitive.
(gagging)
(whining cry)
Come on, pal.
If you start crying, I'm going to cry
and I'll never get through this.
I'm sorry I wasn't there for you
but I am now.
Ow!
Sulley, I am baring my soul here.
The least you could do is pay attention!
(yells in pain)
(sighs in relief)
Hey, look at that... it's Randall! It's...
Oh.
Come on!
WATERNOOSE: Get up!
There can't be any witnesses.
There won't be.
I'm glad you came back, Mike.
Somebody's gotta take care of you, you big hair ball.
(Celia screaming)
(screaming)
Ow!
Schmoopsie-poo, I really can't talk.
Come on!
Michael, if you don't tell me
what's going on right now, we are through!
You hear me? Through!
Here's the truth.
You know the kid that they're looking for... Sulley let her in.
We tried to send her back
but Waternoose had this secret plot
and now Randall's right behind us and he's trying to kill us!
You expect me to believe that pack of lies, Mike Wazowski?!
Mike Wazowski!
(startled yell)
I love you, Schmoopsie-poo!
RANDALL: Move it! Look out, you...
Oh!
...idiot!
(huffing)
Look out. Coming through, here, coming through!
Make way. Move it!
Hurry up. Hurry up.
There they are!
CELIA: (over P.A.) Attention, employees: Randall Boggs
has just broken the all-time scare record.
Huh?
No, I didn't.
Get out of my way!
(clamoring)
Go get 'em, Googley Bear!
(Boo shrieks)
There it is!
RANDALL: Get off my tail!
Let me through!
Sulley, what are you doing?
Grab on, Mike!
Are you out of your?
(screaming)
(whirring)
(Mike whimpering)
MIKE: Sulley, what are we doing?
We have to get Boo's door and find a station.
MIKE: What a plan... simple, yet insane!
(growls)
Whoa.
Oh, boy. (gasps)
Hold on!
(Mike screaming)
(screaming)
(clinking)
Wow!
Don't look down!
(teeth chattering)
(rattling)
(startled gasp)
(screaming)
(shrieking)
I'm gonna be sick. I'm gonna be sick!
Whoa!
(screaming)
Oh, no!
(chugging and clanking)
No!
Aah...
Boo's door?
There it is!
MIKE: How are we supposed to get it now?
Oh, it's a dead end, Sulley!
(gasps)
MIKE: There he is.
Make her laugh.
What, Sulley?!
Just do it!
Oh... ow!
(laughing)
(squealing laughter)
(engines starting)
SULLEY: Get it open.
Here he comes.
Give me that kid!
(birds twittering)
(Boo giggling)
Why couldn't we get banished here?
Come on. We got to find another door.
(gasps)
Look, Boo's door!
(grunting)
There he is!
Hurry up, hurry up!
Give me your hand.
(screaming)
(grunts)
Come on, it slides, it slides!
Ooh, right, right, right.
(panting)
(gasps)
Jump! I'm behind you!
Come on!
Hurry up! Keep moving!
Get inside!
Ooh! That was weird.
(grunts)
Mike?
Oh, sorry, buddy.
(stunned mumbling)
(growls)
(electronic whirring)
Oh!
I hope that hurt, lizard boy!
(laughing)
Great job, buddy. We lost him.
(squeals)
Boo!
Ha, ha!
No!
(screaming)
Nice working with you!
Get it open!
- I'm trying! - Open the door!
Come on, get in here!
(Boo crying)
(grunting)
Boo!
(panting)
There they are!
Sulley, what are you doing?
Sulley!
(grunts)
(yells)
Looks like we caught the express, pal.
Do you see them?
Straight ahead!
No...
(stifled cry)
(grunting nervously)
Kitty!
Boo!
(yelling)
(whimpering)
RANDALL: Look at everybody's favorite scarer now!
You stupid, pathetic waste!
(thump)
You've been number one for too long, Sullivan.
Now your time is up!
And don't worry.
I'll take good care of the kid.
No!
(yelling)
(Boo grunting ~ and Randall gagging)
(Randall groaning)
(gagging)
(roaring angrily)
She's not scared of you any more.
(roars angrily)
Looks like you're out of a job.
(gulps)
All right, come on, over the plate.
Let's see the ol' stuff here, pal.
Come on, now, chuck him, chuck him, baby. Hum, baby.
Hum, baby, here's the pitch.
Wait, please, don't, don't, don't!
No!
And he is... out of here!
(crickets chirping)
BOY: Mama, another gator got in the house.
Another gator?!
Give me that shovel! Come here!
(clanging, yelling)
Get him, Mama! Get that gator!
Care to do the honors, Mikey?
With pleasure.
(thud)
(baby talk)
That's right, Boo.
You did it.
You beat him.
(raspberry)
Come on.
Okay, Boo, it's time to go home.
Take care of yourself, and be a good girl, okay?
(gasps)
Oh, no!
The power's out!
Make her laugh again.
All right, I got a move here.
It'll bring down the house.
Up...
(metallic clang)
(groans softly)
Oh, sorry, she didn't see that.
What?! What'd you do, forget to check
if her stupid hood was up
ya big dope?!
(singsong): Uncle Mike, try not to yell in front of her.
You know we still need her to laugh.
Right.
(laughs)
Hey, Boo, just kidding. Look!
(gibberish)
Funny, right? Huh? See what the...
These are the jokes, kid.
Whoa!
What's happening?
SULLEY: Hold on!
When the door lands in this station, cut the power.
You'll have the child and the criminals responsible
for this whole mess.
Great. A welcoming committee!
What are we going to do?!
(electrical humming)
(clang)
This is the CDA.
Come out slowly
with the child in plain sight.
Okay, okay.
You got us.
Here we are.
Here's the kid.
I'm cooperating.
But before you take us away, I have one thing to say:
(gags)
Catch!
(all shouting): 2319!
We have a toxic projectile!
Halt! After the suspect!
Cover the area! Bring in reinforcements!
WATERNOOSE: Stop him!
(Boo squeaks)
Come on.
Don't let them get away.
What?!
No, wait, wait!
Come back! He has the child!
(frustrated growl)
(Boo squeaks)
Sullivan? Sullivan!
Give me the child!
Me not go!
Give her to me!
(panting)
(grunts)
(metallic creaking)
WATERNOOSE: Open this door! Open this door!
(growling and pounding)
Hey!
Sullivan!
(yells)
WATERNOOSE: Don't do it.
(beep)
Come on.
Don't go in that room!
(yelling)
I think we stopped him, Boo.
You're safe now.
You be a good girl, okay?
This has gone far enough, James.
She's home now! Just leave her alone!
I can't do that!
She's seen too much.
You both have.
It doesn't have to be this way.
I have no choice!
Times have changed.
Scaring isn't enough any more.
But kidnapping children?!
I'll kidnap a thousand children
before I let this company die
and I'll silence anyone
who gets in my way!
No!
(child's voice): Good night, Mom.
(woman's voice): Good night, sweetheart.
Good night, Mom.
What, wh-what is this?! What? Who? Huh?
COMPUTER: Simulation terminated. Simulation terminated.
Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys
but I spotted several big mistakes.
But-but-but how-how did? How did?
MIKE: You know what?
Let's watch my favorite part again... shall we?
(repeating): I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this company die.
What? Wha?
I'll kidnap a thousand children before...
(baby talk)
Shh, shh, shh, shh!
Shh!
I'll get him.
All right, come with us, sir.
Wh-what are you doing?
Take your hands off me!
You can't arrest me!
I hope you're happy, Sullivan!
You've destroyed this company. Monsters, Incorporated is dead!
Where will everyone get their scream now?!
The energy crisis will only get worse
because of you!
(loud clang)
Stay where you are.
Huh?
Number One wants to talk to you.
Attention!
Hello, boys.
BOTH: Roz?!
Two and a half years of undercover work
were almost wasted
when you intercepted that child, Mr. Sullivan.
Of course, without your help, I never would have known
that this went all the way up to Waternoose.
(baby talk)
(gasps)
ROZ: Now...
about the girl...
I just want to send her home.
Very good.
(chiming tones)
Bring me a door shredder.
What, you mean... you mean, I can't see her again?
That's the way it has to be.
I'll give you five minutes.
(whirring hum)
Well, so long, kid.
Mike Wazowski!
Yeah.
Ah, Boo, it's been fun.
Go ahead.
Go grow up.
(door creaking)
(squealing in delight)
(laughing)
Uh-uh, B-Boo?
(speaking baby talk)
Um... Boo?
(speaking baby talk)
Oh, look at that.
Yeah, you know...
Oh, that's cute, yeah.
(baby talk)
Uh, Boo, um...
(squeaking toy)
Well, that's very nice.
(giggling)
Come here, you!
(squeals)
(both laughing)
# Oh, he's a happy bear... #
(giggling)
(baby talk)
Nothing's coming out of your closet
to scare you any more, right?
Mm...
Yeah.
Goodbye, Boo.
Kitty.
Kitty has to go.
Boo!
(gasps)
Kitty?
(motor buzzing loudly)
(clicks off)
None of this
ever happened, gentlemen.
And I don't want to see any paperwork on this.
(door closes)
Take him away.
(all murmuring)
I bet we get the rest of the day off.
You idiot!
They're going to shut down the factory!
(all gasp)
I'm telling you, pal, when that wall went up
you should have seen the look on Waternoose's face.
Whoo-hoo! I hope we get a copy of that tape.
Hey, you all right?
Come on, pal, cheer up, we did it!
We got Boo home.
Ah, sure, we put the factory in the toilet, and...
gee, hundreds of people will be out of work now.
Not to mention the angry mob that'll come after us
when there's no more power, but, hey...
at least we had some laughs, right?
Laughs...
(crickets chirping)
(wind blowing softly)
(door quietly creaks open)
(boy gasps)
Hey, is this thing on? Hello?
Testing, testing.
Hey, good evening. How are you?
Nice to see you.
I tell you, it's good to be here in... your room.
Where you from?
Never mind.
You're in kindergarten, right?
Oh, I love kindergarten.
Best three years of my life.
Of my life.
But I love sports.
Dodgeball was the best.
Oh, yeah.
I was the fastest one out there.
Course I was the ball.
But I...
was the ball, see?
All right.
(rumbling)
(rumbling gets louder)
(gurgling)
Ah...
(huge burp)
Ah?
(laughing)
Hey, thanks a lot.
I'll be here all week.
Remember to tip your waitresses.
(guffawing)
(rippling gurgle)
(bell dings)
Great job, Mikey.
You filled your quota on the first kid of the day.
Not bad, huh?
You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing
could produce this much energy in one shot.
Uh-huh, and the fact that laughter is
ten times more powerful than scream
had nothing to do with it.
(clears throat)
CELIA: Oh, Googley Bear.
Come here, you.
Schmoopsie-poo!
Googley.
Whoa!
(snakes chittering)
(Mike giggling)
Girls! Girls, put...
Stop, stop, stop!
Michael, you're such a charmer.
Hey, did you bring the magazine?
They just delivered a whole box.
Let me see it!
(laughing)
Sulley and I made the cover, right?
(whispering): I don't believe it.
(sympathetically): ~Googley Bear...
I'm on the cover of a magazine!
Ow!
(chattering)
(jittering blubbers)
Oh, this is great!
(humming happily)
(child laughing uproariously)
(bell dings)
Oh.
(distant laughter)
(kazoo whirs)
(toy horn toots)
MIKE: Hey, Sulley!
(yells)
Hey, uh, Mike. I was, uh, just...
Well, listen, if you got a minute
there's something I want to show you.
But-but-but...
Okay, close your eyes.
Follow me. Come on.
I-I-I...
No peeking.
Keep coming, keep coming, keep coming.
Come on, keep coming.
Keep coming, keep coming.
Mike...
Follow the sultry sound of my voice.
Okay, stop.
Open them.
Ta-da!
Mike...
is that?
Sorry it took
so long, pal.
It was a lot of wood to go through.
You know, it only works
if you have every piece.
(whirring hum)
(creaking)
Boo?
BOO: Kitty!
(bouncy blues melody plays)
- Speed. - Marker.
And... action.
SULLEY: # If I were a rich man #
# With a million or two #
MIKE: # I'd live in a penthouse #
# In a room with a view #
# And if I were handsome #
No way.
It could happen.
# Those dreams do come true #
# I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you #
# Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have #
# Wouldn't have nothing... #
(giggling)
DIRECTOR: Okay, cut.
(flushing)
Okay, you finished now, right?
Hello?
Hello.
(yells)
(laughs)
(both laugh)
Come on, get lost, you two.
You're making him lose his focus.
Oh, sorry.
See you later, fellas.
Go get 'em, Mr. Solomon.
You idiot!
It's Sullivan, not Solomon!
What?
You're messing up the scene!
Sorry.
We're never going to work in Hollywood again!
Let me do it over.
Shut up!
Keep rolling!
You're making it worse!
JERRY: Duck and cover, people!
(squeaking)
Hey, thanks, guys.
That was a close one.
(yelling)
Ta-da!
(all laughing)
Oh, Boo, it's been fun.
Go ahead.
Go throw up.
(Boo giggles)
What? What did I say?
What? What?
Cut.
Hey, Ted!
Good morning!
(unrealistic roaring)
Cut.
Hey, how was that? Was I scary?
Do I get the part?
Thank you.
Can I do it again?
I can be taller!
Next!
And action!
Okay, let's move. Let's move, let's move!
(yelling)
(loud crash)
Ow!
(laughter)
Can we get a little more wax on the floor, please?
Wait a minute. Randall?
That cheater!
He's trying to boost his numbers!
There's something else.
What?!
Look-lay in the bag-bay.
I think you mean "Ook-lay in the ag-bay."
What? Didn't I?
Well, you know, maybe you should just take a minute
and ead-ray your ipt-scray.
(chuckles)
You think he's in going to come through the closet
and scare you.
Oh, boy, how do I explain this?
Uh, it's empty.
See?
Guess who.
(laughter)
Action.
Hey, what's the...
(laughing)
(chuckles)
Okay, very funny.
Hey, I look good in a suit.
Marker.
And action.
Let her rip.
Go.
(loud whirring)
Whoa!
Shut it off! Shut it off!
(yelling)
Pull the lever!
(yells)
You're making it worse!
MIKE: # But I must admit it #
# Big guy, you always come through #
# I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you #
BOTH: # You and me together #
# That's how it always should be #
# One without the other don't mean nothing to me #
# Nothing to me... #
Oh, hey!
We're rehearsing a scene for the upcoming company play
~called Put That Thing Back Where It Came From
Or So Help Me.
(Mike laughing)
It's a musical!
# Put that thing back where it came from or so help me #
# Bom-bom, bom-bom, bom-bom... #
# Get that thing away from me, you guys #
# Put that thing back where it came from #
# Or I'll poke myself in the eye! #
It's a work in progress.
It's gonna get better.
Ladies and gentlemen
welcome to this year's company play
starring, written
and directed by Mike...
and produced!
And produced by Mike Wazowski.
Oh.
(applause and cheers)
(piano plays bouncy tune)
# Put that thing back where it came from, or so help me #
# So help me #
# So help me get by #
# Put that thing back where it came from #
# Or so help me #
# So help me #
# I just gotta cry... #
Your seat is right over there, sir.
Boo!
# There's a child, there's a child #
# There's a human child #
Oh, no!
# Running 'round the restaurant #
# This is really wild #
(screaming)
# What in heaven's name will become of us? #
# We who are living in Monstropolis? #
(tinkling crash)
(piano segues to ballad)
All right, Wazowski.
Tell us where the kid is.
(booing and hissing)
I will never talk!
Never!
# She's out of our hair #
(light applause and whistles)
# And just when I dare... to care #
# She says, "au contraire" #
# You're my pair... of friends #
# I love you. #
(sobbing loudly)
Keep it together, man!
# And so we put that kid back where she came from #
# And she helped us to find #
# A better tomorrow today! #
Thank you!
What a night for my mother to be in the audience!
Ladies and gentlemen
my mom!
(whistling loudly)
Thank you, Monstropolis!
BOTH: # I don't have to say it #
SULLEY: Ah, say it anyway.
MIKE: # 'Cause we... #
# Both know it's true #
# I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have #
# I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you #
# Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you. #
(music ends)
One more time.
(music begins again)
It worked!
# I don't have to say it #
I'm gonna anyway!
# 'Cause we both know it's true #
Let's take it home, big guy.
BOTH: # I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have #
# I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have #
# I wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have you #
# You, you #
# A, E, I, O... #
# That means you, yeah. #
(music ends)